Writing

Three Best Things 6/28/10 - 7/4/10

Another QUICK FAST BUSY EDITION:

THING: A Comedy Writer Confronts ‘Mind-Shredding Evil’ in Uganda from RD Magazine. Jane Bussman, a former South Park writer, somehow went from interviewing Ashton Kutcher for blahblahblah to doing real, dangerous (in every sense) journalism. This is this week’s must-click.

THING: Students Record Spellbinding Video of Disintegrating Spacecraft form NASA. Hey, it’s real-life Ender’s Game!

Last year, high school science teacher Ron Dantowitz of Brookline, Mass., played a clever trick on three of his best students. He asked them to plan a hypothetical mission to fly onboard a NASA DC-8 aircraft and observe a spacecraft disintegrate as it came screaming into Earth’s atmosphere. How would they record the event? What could they learn?
For 6 months, they worked hard on their assignment, never suspecting the surprise Dantowitz had in store.
On March 12th, he stunned them with the news: “The mission is real, and you’re going along for the ride.”

THING: The Making of OutKast’s Aquemini from Creative Loafing. If you’re me, then you barely made it through that headline before clicking on it. However, please report back on how long it took you to click if you are, in fact, not me. Big Boi’s debut solo album drops this week, and at least one-fourth of our staff is very excited about that.

Bonus Patriotic Bonus

Via SBN, the best fake documentary trailer you’ll wish was a trailer for a real movie all season:

QUICK QUICK BUSY BUSY Edition: Three Best Things 5/3/10 - 5/10/10

THING: Color Survey by XKCD. Men and women see color differently. Everyone accepts this. But according to science!, some things about the effects of gender on color perception aren’t quite what you’d think. And other things are exactly what you’d think. So.
THING: Why Is It Always Minority Players Suffering From Lack of Hustle? by Walkoff Walk. Certain sportswriter cliches — deceptively fast, great motor, reminds me of Wes Welker — have long been suspected of being applied much more frequently to white athletes. Well, somebody finally put it to the test. As Walkoff Walk proves, at least one descriptor, lack of hustle, is almost exclusively reserved for black players. I tried Googling up some football-related racial code language. The most common recipient of Wes Welkerousness as bestowed by pro writers? Looks like it’s Golden Tate, a black player. (If we’re counting message boards, then it’s Jordan Shipley, a white player who’s taller, skinnier, much less agile, and a little slower than Welker — plus they play in very different offenses. Nevermind all that; Jordan Shipley Wes Welker is a Google suggested search at this point. I just football-nerded all over the place, and I apologize.) For whatever reason football writers seem to be less influenced by race than baseball writers. I know, I couldn’t believe it either. Fans and TV announcers, on the other hand…
THING: Local boy with cancer turns into a superhero for a day by the Seattle Times. Half the town of Seattle conspired with Make-A-Wish to give superpowers to a 13-year-old with life-threatening liver cancer. If you can make it through this article without misting up, your not-crying muscles have superpowers of their own.

Bonus

This piece is entitled “Tea with Tyson,” as in Mike Tyson, and as in discussing tea with him. The following three minutes will rank among the best fifteen minutes of your day, unless if you’ve saved Seattle from Dr. Dark today:

Apparently Stones Are for Drinking Now [Three Best Things 4/19/10 - 4/25/10]

Thing: Don’t throw that out! Editing like it’s paper destroys journalistic value by Jonathan Stray.

Thing: What’s in a Nickname? In Spirits World, an Implied Relationship by Ad Age. Coke. Jack (and Coke). VW Bug. Mickey D’s. Keys to the Beemer. The Big Apple, ATL, what happens in Vegas. A Louis bag and a pair of Chucks. Some brands have earned nicknames from their patrons the old-fashioned way, but the new marketing thing is to try and force nicknames on people, like this is first grade recess and Brand X is telling us we have to call it Musclebutt The Impossible because it climbed up the slide backwards woooooooo.

Corporations have successfully incorporated nicknames before, but only after the nicknames arose organically. Federal Express wouldn’t have changed its name to FedEx if everyone hadn’t already been calling it FedEx for years. Same story with the former Kentucky Fried Chicken. America Online. The obvious difference between these and Keystone Light trying to get you to call it Stones is FedEx and KFC and AOL didn’t force the change, as if they’re Brand Jœhanndreus X deciding to go by its middle name during its sophomore year because college girls seem to like weird names.

Who knows; maybe it’ll work. Seems more like they’re trying to fit in with Sam, the Captain, Heiny, Jager, Bud, Maker’s, PBR, Henny, and Natty. Also we’ve decided we want you guys to start calling us Eng.

Thing: As Australian comedy trio Axis of Awesome demonstrates, all you need to do to write a hit song is use the four-chord progression that’s used in every other hit song. Or just about. Medley us: [NSFW: Three cusses.]

Bonus Bonus Bonus

Blog Comments Are Pointless: Why Can't a Blog Post Be a Living Document?

Short: Bloggers should take advantage of their comment sections by editing posts for clarity. If readers have been confused so far, take a minute to prevent future readers from also being confused. Note the change and thank your commenters!

Long: If something’s wrong on Wikipedia, we fix it. Others review our change, the edit is credited, and then the problem is solved. But if something’s wrong in a blog post, we make a comment. Others read our comment, the author defends the post, and the problem remains.

Why do blog posts have to be static documents?

First, we have a blog post titled 36 SEO Myths That Won’t Die But Need To, written by Stephen Spencer. It’s a good post; I’m sure we could find a more fitting example of the phenomenon at hand, but we don’t really need to. The post’s content is obvious from its title. It’s about popular SEO misconceptions. A lot of it is stuff we tell people all the time — meta tags, h1 tag trickery, and keyword density are all obsolete, for instance, and targeted traffic is more important than winning results page rank fights.

But this post gets really interesting once we read the comments. As professional nerds, these commenters are falling over themselves to find all the spots in the post where Spencer is wrong. Or, more accurately, technically wrong. Reading the post, it’s clear he knows his stuff and has expressed his knowledge in a Good Enough manner, but he left himself open for commenters to pounce. We could say they’re being pedantic and just overeager to outfox the author at his own game. Except, the things they’re pointing out aren’t supposed holes in his logic, but a few specific poorly phrased arguments. Most of Spencer’s points are well-written, but we can see why his commenters are jumping on certain items.

#14, “It’s important for your rankings that you update your home page frequently (e.g. daily.),” is not a myth — it’s true, as many commenters scramble to argue (FIRST!). Fresh content helps a page rank well, whether some high-ranking pages update infrequently or not. If a stale page outranks fresh pages then there are other factors, such as links or domain maturity, that are having a bigger sway. Many commenters offer this rebuttal, and they’re all right. After reading their objections, Spencer could’ve said “Allright, I’ll edit #14 to clarify. #14 is now tempered with the qualification that a page doesn’t ALWAYS need fresh content. Thanks for pointing that out, commenters X, Y, and Z.” But he didn’t — instead, he clarified in the comments — because that’s how the institution known as The Blog Post works, for whatever reason. Why?

Every author knows the terrible feeling of working on something and then finding people aren’t getting it. When your article is in print, there’s nothing you can do to fix it. But that’s the beauty of the web. You can restate, and you should restate, while thanking those who inspired you to.

A blog author shouldn’t look at a churning comment section and see stubborn dissenters. He or she should see peer review.

Think about it — academics tear apart each other’s arguments all the time. That’s how arguments become excellent! Very, very few published authors of any stripe have ever written a manuscript and squirted it straight into the public without any sort of peer review.

I’m not suggesting that Search Engine Land has no editors or that Spencer didn’t have colleagues look over his post beforehand. But he did likely run it past experts who knew him and knew what he meant to say. And internal, institutional review by fellow experts is one thing — it’s the best way to make sure your facts line up and so forth. But the whole heart and soul of the internet is the public perspective — the blogger needs the public’s understanding. That’s what the blogger needs to take advantage of by letting commenters weigh in with an actual impact on the document. You don’t see a movie producer responding to focus groups with “No, you’re not getting it.” Instead, she says, “How can I express my ideas in a way that you understand?”

We could counter that a published blog post isn’t like a focus-grouped movie. It’s already been released into the wild, while focus groups occur well before a movie’s release. But the difference here is that a released movie can’t change — until the DVD director’s cut, at least — while a blog post can change at the literal push of a button.

The only reason they don’t is that we’ve been conditioned to think of a published document as a document that the public must come to terms with. What if we think of the blog post process as something like a grad school thesis that could eventually become a book, meaning each expanding of its audience is also the next stage of its revision?

I’m not calling for crowd-sourced blog posts, though that would be an interesting model to try. This doesn’t mean every blog post needs fussed-with after every critical comment, but it does mean a comment section consensus should move an author to edit. In the case of the post I linked to, the whole post-comment editing process would mean adding a few qualifying sentences to three or four points. That’s it! Wouldn’t that be worth it? Especially if the author cares about his or her post being as link-worthy as possible for many years to come?

After all, a blog post isn’t just a news splurt that disappears in the stream … it’s not a tweet. It’s a webpage that will be around forever and hopefully be read by one person every day for the next decade. Shouldn’t it represent the best we have to offer?

And I’m not saying authors shouldn’t stand their ground. In yesterday’s post here, I somehow wrangled up a small mob of Creed fans. We dearly appreciate them stopping by and offering comments, but no matter how many Creed fans show up, I’m not changing my mind on how hilarious that Scott Stapp Florida Marlins video is. However, if I’d said something especially dumb like “No sports team should ever hire someone to record a theme song,” then I’d be happy to be corrected by commenters.

Choosing to differ on opinion is great — choosing to differ because the author didn’t write clearly enough is a missed opportunity.

Are we selling our audiences short if we think of them as pupils instead of peers?

The content creator should be right in such a way that even newbies can understand.

Even if the commenters aren’t technically right, consider this: if enough of them are wrong about the same thing, then perhaps that thing wasn’t expressed clearly enough.

By “Blog Comments Are Pointless,” I mean that the average blog post comment, no matter how insightful and contrary to the author, has no effect on its subject blog post. You could argue that a comment is in a way a part of its post, as they’re both on the same webpage. Certainly I linked to the post that I linked to because of its comment section. But wouldn’t MORE people have linked to that post if its author had used his commenters obvious, worthwhile, and justifiable complaints to edit his post until it was airtight? Again, I’m not attacking Spencer, because this is how The Blog Post works all across the internet.

Newspaper editors and bloggers correct factual and grammatical errors all the time, hopefully noting the correction with a time/date update and credit to the reader who pointed out the error. So why don’t all bloggers do the same when it comes to errors of logic or errors of syntax that SEEM like errors of logic?

If every Joe P. Netscape can find 10 seemingly nitpicky reasons to dismiss a post, then what good does it do if the post is right?

Why can’t a blog post be replaced by its own director’s cut?

What do you think should I change about this post? :)

Please Rob Johnny Cash's Letterhead [Five Best Things 2/22/10 - 2/28/10]

In our weekly link rundowns, I usually try to present three great links you may have missed.

But this week was strong internet.

Five.

  • For your next love letter or grocery list or PUT DOWN MY SANDWICH note, wouldn’t you like to use the actual letterhead of Elvis Presley, Albert Einstein, Winston Churchill, Johnny Cash, or whatever Robot Salesmen Ltd is? Thing: Letterheads of famous people
  • Most articles about How Google Works are actually about How Much The Author Likes Google. Leave it to Wired to dig into how Google’s system of algorithms, basically a machine made of robots made of math, learned that when a human types hot dog, the goal is almost certainly to see something like this, not something like this. Thing: Exclusive: How Google’s Algorithm Rules the Web
  • You’ve already made your mind up on how you feel about this link from Reason. Thing: Everyone Who Knows What They’re Talking About Agrees with Me
  • The way people freaked out about Napster, claiming it would end the music industry, is similar to the way people freaked out about VCRs killing the movie industry. Similarly, the way people freak out about sharing personal location information on Foursquare/Twitter is similar to the way people used to freak out about answering machines and listing wedding notices in the local newspaper. Thing: Regarding Foursquare and PleaseRobMe (SIDE NOTE that proves how NEVER SCARED we are: In all the PleaseRobMe hysteria, I up and joined Foursquare myself, and so did Ben. You ain’t a crook, son.)
  • Recently the Guardian ran a series of writing advice lists by successful writers. NY Mag distills them all into a single top ten. Thing: The Best Writing Advice of the Best Writing Advice

Also, regarding this post’s stupid, stupid title: here’s proof Johnny Cash would’ve loved Foursquare…

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