ENGINE Welcomes Newest Team Member: Harvey Jane McCloskey

As our outfit continues to grow, we’re tickled out of our minds to introduce our latest hire: Harvey Jane McCloskey, consultant. She’s extremely punctual, arriving for her initial interview almost three weeks early, knows synergy, and stays on the job * for boastfully long stretches.

* Sleeping

H.J. happens to be the daughter of ENGINE’s Ben and Shanda McCloskey, but was able to earn a roster spot on merit and smallness alone. She starts first thing tomorrow, taking a co-leadership role in the division ** long headed solely by two-year-old Evie Kirk, who assures board members that Harvey Jane is both “Evie’s baby” and “a mermaid.”

** R&D

In sliiightly less exciting news, we’ve gained a few great new clients over the past week or so, and are looking forward to getting our expanding team to work.