| 2. We Should Hate Duke Basketball Even More Than We Already Do, Shouldn’t We? |
Andrew Sharp lays out the case for rooting against Duke until the end of time. UNC fan Will Blythe stares into the abyss, and the Krzyzewski stares back. |
Spencer Hall trolls Earth by recommending we all learn to stop worrying and love Duke. Stewart Mandal gets all Atlas Shrugged on us (Coach K is Coach K). |
Stories need villains; college basketball needs Duke. The black hat fits, Dookies, so wear it like you stole it inherited it. |