|2. We Should Hate Duke Basketball Even More Than We Already Do, Shouldn’t We?
||Andrew Sharp lays out the case for rooting against Duke until the end of time. UNC fan Will Blythe stares into the abyss, and the Krzyzewski stares back.
||Spencer Hall trolls Earth by recommending we all learn to stop worrying and love Duke. Stewart Mandal gets all Atlas Shrugged on us (Coach K is Coach K).
||Stories need villains; college basketball needs Duke. The black hat fits, Dookies, so wear it like you
|stole it inherited it.