Heads up, friends: This post is part of ENGINE’s decade-closing blogsplosion. Click here to witness the rest of the damage. The aughties!
It’s time for the exhaustive list of the Worst _____ of the Decade lists.
We try to be positive. But come on. When Pew concludes it was the worst decade in 50 years, and Time drops the 10 Worst Things about the Worst Decade Ever, it’s hard to forget this decade kicked off with Y2K — not just a fail fail, but the biggest fail fail ever — and has only gotten more and more bailouty and wardrobe malfunctionous since.
Would love to list nice things; just filling a void here. Kottke’s already got the best lists list covered. It has some worsts too, but isn’t nearly as horrific as what you’re about to endure Also, Fimoculous has the 2009 list of lists up and running — perfect for those getting the shakes at staring down the barrel of all ten years at once.
Our next entry in our series will be as pleasant as can be. But it’s darkest before the dawn. Wade into the shock and awful.
Worst 2000s Lists
Worst Ads, Branding & Marketing

Via 10 Worst Green Brand Names by Fast Company
Worst Books, Magazines, & Newspapers

Via 30 Worst Women’s Magazine Covers by BuzzFeed
Worst in Business

Via 15 Biggest PR Disasters by Business Insider
Worst Cars

Via 10 Worst Cars by Jalopnik
Worst Celebrities

Via 10 Worst WWE Heavyweight Champions by Bleacher Report
Worst Computers & Web Stuff

Allegedly a website, via 10 Ugliest Websites by WXYZ.com
Worst Design

Via 12 Worst Web Design Trends by Web Hosting Help Guy
Worst Fashion

Via 10 Worst Hair Trends by the Frisky
Worst Food & Drink

Featured in 10 Worst Fast Food Meals by Time. Image via flickr
Worst … General

Featured in 11 Worst Ideas by the Washington Post
Worst in Money

Featured in 10 Worst Athletes to Ask for Financial Advice by Real Clear Sports
Worst Movies & Theater

Via 10 Worst Hindi Movies by Greatbong
Worst Music

Via 25 Worst Album Covers (NSFW) by Gunaxin Media [Somehow, the nuclear reactors make less sense than the pigs that are immune to pig flu.]
Worst in Politics

Via 12 Most Shocking Sex Scandals by the Huffington Post
Worst Products

Via 10 Worst Tech Products by CNET
Worst Science & Tech

Featured in 10 Worst Moments in Science by Smithsonian Magazine
Worst in Sports
- **NEW** 8 Ugliest Soccer Players by Fastbreak Futbol
- 10 Biggest NFL Draft Busts and 10 Biggest Pro Football Flops by Shutdown Corner
- **NEW** 10 Dumbest Sports Comments by Sports Media Watch
- 10 Most Embarrassing Hockey Moments and 10 Most Brutal NHL Injuries by Puck Daddy
- 10 Worst Baseball Contracts and 10 Worst Playoff Disappointments by Big League Stew
- 10 Worst Boston College Moments by Eagle in Atlanta, 10 Worst Rutgers Football Moments by Protect R Turf, 10 Worst DC Sports Moments by the Washington Post
- 10 Worst Golf Chokes by Stracka [Written two weeks too early.]
- Worst Kits [AKA soccer uniforms] by ESPN
- 10 Worst Moments in English Football and Italian Football by Goal.com
- 10 Worst NBA Jerseys by Ball Don’t Lie
- 10 Worst NFL Coaching Hires, Saddest Franchises, 10 Biggest Betrayals, 10 Worst NFL Free Agent Signings, 5 Biggest Quarterback Busts, and 10 Biggest NBA Draft Blunders by the Scores Report
- 10 Worst New York Teams by the New York Post and 10 Worst New York Athletes by the New York Daily News
- 10 Worst Pro Sports Teams and 10 Worst NFL Games by Bleacher Report
- 10 Worst Sports Shows by Sports Media Watch
- 11 Worst NBA Teams by Simon on Sports
- 15 Worst Pitching Performances by Phillies Nation
- 17 Most Awkward Moments from NFL Drafts by Next Round [What’d Matt Ryan ever do to you guys?]
- Worst Chicago Cubs by Chicago Now, Worst Atlanta Braves by Chop n Change, **NEW** 10 Worst Boston Celtics by ESPN Boston, and Worst New York Yankees by Pinstripe Alley
- Top 10 D’oh! Moments by Randall Simon’s Sausages
- Worst NBA Team, Jerseys, Bust, and Draft Class by Slam
- Worst Team Draft Picks: Buffalo Bills by Buffalo Rumblings, Houston Rockets by the Dream Shake, Pittsburgh Pirates by Bucco Fans, St. Louis Rams, and Tennessee Titans by Music City Miracles

Via The Decade’s Worst NASCAR Paint Schemes by Fanhouse
Worst TV

Featured in 10 Worst TV Shows by Complex
Worst Videogames

Via 10 Worst Games by GameWad
That’s it! You survived the worst decade since the 1360s.
That wasn’t so bad after all!
Got more? Send them my way.